111009 Tuesday

IF YOU LACK COORDINATION YOU JUST CANT AIM

If you noticed, I currently stop taking on the Tuesday Night shifts for the past month and a half. I've stopped due to my exams. I was looking forward to come back to the Tuesday nights. However this week, I had to replaced Ben therefore I was on duty. After what happened tonight, I might delayed that return.

According to my own understanding, toilet bowls are made for one specific reason. To be the place where you drop your own bombs. Apart from there, there are other smaller reasons such as to pee, a place to sit and hang out while you wait for the classes you dislike to pass, a comfortable place to read the daily newspaper and also as a place to release your guts after alcohol began to sweep the teenage society from the late 60's.

Today, not because of alcohol, but because of a workout from Crossfit, somebody in the gym vomited out his lunch. And because I am paid, I had to clean it up. According to my analytical skills, I assessed that for lunch he had more on the vegetarian side. Perhaps two dishes from the local "Chap Fan" (Economy Rice) stall which were vegetables, specifically long beans and cabbage. Assessing from that, the long beans must have been cooked in curry, the cabbage fried with garlic and light soya sauce. Most probably the person was 5 foot 7 - 8, black hair, glasses. All these I can tell by just analyzing his contents which was supposedly to come out from the other end of the hole, the bottom. I might be the next Dr Death, Porntip Rojanasunan from Thailand if my hotel career dont make it.

Anyways, enough of the belittling. This is just a reminder for all those who enter the doors of Pushmore and at any time feel like puking their guts out before,during or after a workout, please and I mean PLEASE aim the next time into the toilet bowl. If you are able to hold it in, run downstairs. There is a large drain by the door which you can feed the little fishes that hang around in the Klang Valley sewage system with your expensive lunches. Remember if you feel like puking the next time, take a break, sit down, relax, catch your breath and get some oxygen to your brain. Remember it is much cuter to fall flat on your back, catching your breath and while at that making snow angels, then to be puking your guts out just to be 10 seconds faster.

THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU SHOULD BE PUKING

CORRECT WAY TO AIM AND VOMIT

So members of Pushmore, let me just remind you once again that the picture above should be the way you should position yourself if you ever need too ... unleash your guts and leave a mark in Pushmore. Hope this healthy advice will be remembered the next time and pratice!

WE PRAY WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE ANY OF OUR MEMBERS LIKE THIS IN OUR TOILET

Taken from Failblog.